Δευτέρα, Ιουλίου 16, 2007

Zart Productions - Fart Runner

Early in the 21st Century, THE MARIELL CORPORATION advanced Robot evolution into the HYPNUS phase - farting virtually identical to a human - known as a Zartlicant

The HYPNUS 6 Zartlicants were superior in strength and smell, and at least equal in intelligence, to the genetic engineers who created them.

Zartlicants were used Off-world as slave labor, in the hazardous exploration and colonization of other methane planets.

After a shitty mutiny by a HYPNUS 6 combat team in an Off-world colony, Zartlicants were declared illegal on earth - under penalty of death.

Special police squads - FART RUNNER UNITS - had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Zartlicant

This was not called execution. It was called early retirement.

NEA SMYRNI 2069

'less human than human'
is our motto here at the Mariell Corporation...

Next subject, Christovski, Daskaleon, engineer, waste-disposal,file- section, new employees, six days.

-"Chris Daskaleon this is the Voight-Kafr test"...
-"you go to a job interview"
-"a job interview? what kind of job?"
-" it doesn't matter, any job"
-"but how come I be there?"

-"it doesn't matter, maybe you ran out of money, maybe you wanted to learn something, it's completely hypothetical''

-"I've never been to a job interview, but I know what you mean"

-"you go to a job interview, and you're given the task of helping some employees, but you're not helping, why is that Chris?"

-"what you mean I'm not helping?"

-"they're hypothetical questions designed to evoke an emotional response...tell me what comes to your mind about....your life"

-"my life...let me tell you about my life..." ZART !!!!
All music composed and performed by Kontelis(R) including the all famous hit Rachel's Thong.
based on the novel "do androids dream of electric farts"?

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